This bird has some balls — glistening, pulsating, gigantic nuts. I don't think I've ever seen a pair like those before. Wearing this shirt will ensure the world knows that you too have some massive jewels in your sack. Made of 100% cotton, our Big Balled Bird T-Shirt will ensure all the baddies at the function are chasing your seed.

*All T-Shirts fit true-to-size. We recommend purchasing a larger side if you are looking for a looser/comfier fitting piece.